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Adorable New ERCOT Control Room Operator Innocently Asks Why Calaveras Power Station Not Responding to SCED Ramp Signals

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TX HB 3356 Supporters Asked To Define “Firming” Stammer Briefly Before Activating Smoke Bombs And Racing To Exit

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LLM Asked To Make A Case For The Merits of Draft House Bill Returns Image of Cat Stevens In A Viking Helmet Playing a Tuba

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Revolutionary Paper Suggests that AI Data Centers Which are Useful 3% of the Time Could Be Used as Little as 50% of the Time

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Crux Tries To Keep Pace With Reunion, Justify $400m Valuation With Pioneering Application of “Mail Merge” Style LOI Automation, and Market’s 20th Attempt At “Debt Marketplace” No One’s Ever Asked For

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“There Isn’t Much Time, Stacy; Do As I Say - Switch To Portrait Orientation! the Future Depends On It!” Says Frantic Time-traveler Before Disappearing Back Through Portal With No Further Explanation

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Report: Generative AI Primarily Trained With Prompt To “Create Image of Data Center Powered By Solar and Wind”

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Data Centers!

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DOGE Cuts Wrong DSIRE Website, Tech Bros Unmoored By Shortage of Softcore Turn On Musk

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Developer Exec Team Returns From Ayahuasca Retreat Pretty Bummed Out Biggest Epiphany Was To Increase Focus On Title Curative Work

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Inevitable Arrival of Solar Startup Named "AdaptoGen" Preemptively Annoying

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Ascend Analytics Once Again Demonstrates Perfect Hindsight

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Nation’s Venture Capitalists Confirm They Will Happily Fund Any Climatetech Idea, However Breathtakingly Stupid, Provided Founder of Completely Unrelated Sexy Unicorn Tech Company Is Vaguely Involved

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Mankind Surprised and Genuinely Concerned That Aetherflux Website Remains Up On April 2nd

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Oil & Gas “Innies” Also Shitbags

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Guy With Idea For Data Center "Private Use Network" Just Needs $850m of At-Risk Capital, Warm Intro To All The Hyperscalers, And Someone Willing To Do All the Actual Work For Him

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"Sure, There May Be A Touch of Consolidation In the Sector" Says CEO Dolefully Gazing At Room Full of "BD Managers” Playing Ping-Pong and Casually Sliding A “Notice of Event of Default” To Spam

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Nation’s Associates Nod Politely While Red-eyed, Liquor-reeking Bosses Regale Them With Tales Of Gladhanding Good Times In Phoenix

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INFOCAST LIVE: Happy Hour Pals Clearly Desperate For Folks In Earshot To Pick Up These “Classic” Sunedison Tales

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INFOCAST LIVE: CFO Attempts To Bond With Woman By Pretending To Know About Tinted Moisturizers