Multiple Authors 8/17/26 Multiple Authors 8/17/26

Willis Hawley and Reed Smoot Rise From The Dead To Kick Peter Navarro In the Nuts; Swiftly Return to Grave

Multiple Authors 8/17/26 Multiple Authors 8/17/26

Confirmed: Chinese Polysilicon Molecules One Step Away From Nuclear Codes

Multiple Authors 8/17/26 Multiple Authors 8/17/26

Neither Conversation Participant Sure How Casual Venting Session About Section 232 Tariffs Devolved Into A Phil Collins v. Genesis Debate

Multiple Authors 8/17/26 Multiple Authors 8/17/26

Dept. of Interior Announces It Will Support Wind Projects Only If They Require Clear-Cutting Old Growth Forest

Multiple Authors 8/17/26 Multiple Authors 8/17/26

Disheveled, Hopeless, Angry Middle-Aged Man With Newly Acquired Smoking Habit Sick of Everyone Just Assuming He Works In Solar

Multiple Authors 8/4/26 Multiple Authors 8/4/26

Reflecting Pool Damage Blamed On One Man’s Fleeting, Passing Thought About Floatovoltaics

Multiple Authors 8/4/26 Multiple Authors 8/4/26

Banker Sets New Record By Breaching NDA 16.3 Seconds Post-Execution

Multiple Authors 8/3/26 Multiple Authors 8/3/26

FCC Black Bag Squaddies Pouring Out of Blackhawks on Sunion Editors’ Lawn To Gently Remind Him They Also Regulate the Internet

Multiple Authors 7/31/26 Multiple Authors 7/31/26

Sunion Regulatory Insights: Industry Reels after Latest Regulatory Setback from, I dunno, the Federal Maritime Commission Office of the Inspector General or Some Shit

Multiple Authors 7/30/26 Multiple Authors 7/30/26

Pete Hegseth Panicky, Scrambles To Clarify If One-Legged Humanoid Robots That Are "Kinda Into Foot Stuff" Are Excluded From FCC Ban

Multiple Authors 7/29/26 Multiple Authors 7/29/26

FCC Bans Trump Neckties, Shirts, Suits, Eyeglasses, Trinket Dish, Cuff Links, Watches, Bibles, Smartphones, MAGA Gear, Due to National Security, Supply Chain Concerns

Multiple Authors 7/29/26 Multiple Authors 7/29/26

For Consistency, FCC Bans US President Banned Due To "unacceptable risks to national security and supply chain that could disrupt US economic security and threaten American critical infrastructure”

Multiple Authors 7/28/26 Multiple Authors 7/28/26

3 Non-Nincompoops In US Government Calmly Trying To Explain Difference Between “Manufactured In” and “Controlled By”

Multiple Authors 7/28/26 Multiple Authors 7/28/26

Huge Sunny Desert Country Full of Oil Opts to Go With Foreign Nuclear Power, As “Eleven Nine's” Reliability Proves Irresistible For Emerging Saudi Water-cooled Data Center Sector

Multiple Authors 7/16/26 Multiple Authors 7/16/26

Mitch McConnell Decommissioning Complicated By FEOC Wife

Multiple Authors 7/13/26 Multiple Authors 7/13/26

Lindsey Graham Disappointed To Be Reincarnated As A Ram; Was Really Hoping To Be A Sexy Solar Ewe

Multiple Authors 7/12/26 Multiple Authors 7/12/26

Solar Industry Excited To Land Easy PR Win With Space-Mirrors For Dark Side of Earth; Naysayers Concede FCC Approval Indicates Risks Have Been Properly Weighed

Multiple Authors 7/10/26 Multiple Authors 7/10/26

Local Solar Man Frustrated He Didn't Have "Courtesan Fraud" In the Why-Will-[Platform X]-Go-Under Pool

Multiple Authors 7/10/26 Multiple Authors 7/10/26

Revolutionary Agentic AI To Slash Interconnection Queues by Often Summarizing Lease PDFs Pretty OK

Multiple Authors 7/9/26 Multiple Authors 7/9/26

Underperforming, Overhyped Project Suffering Systemic Downtime Despite Massive PR Campaign, Huge Capital Investments Renamed to “Pulisic Solar”