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Alabama Public Service Commission Introduces New Capital-Light “Ratebase Approvals As A Service” Offering

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Nielsen Analytics Reports 97.2% of Non-Morons Turned Off House I.R.A. Debate Within 10 Seconds of The Floor Being Yielded To Douchey Republican With Great Tan

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Woman Wonders Out Loud If Using Compostable Straws Is Enough To Offset 3-Minute Private Jet Flight

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Vintage SunEdison Windbreaker On Ebay Features Authentic Cocaine Residue From 2011 SPI Dallas Party

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NFPA 70 Revisions to Mandate Automatic Rapid Rooftop Ejection

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Entire Renewables Sector Recovering From Weekend-Long C-SPAN Bender

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SEC Confirms Placing Showpiece Module String At Corp HQ Entrance And Securing Puff Piece In Local Paper Immediately Satisfies All Scope 2 Emission Reporting Requirements

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The Sunion Drops Infowars As Sponsor After Alex Jones Indicates He’s Bankrupt

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Jones Day Announces Pivot from Successful Opioid Distributor Defense and Clean Power Plan Dismantling to Direct Representation of Approaching Near-Earth Objects

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Mormons, Militia, Marijuana, Mennonites, Millionaires - The Sunion’s 5M Guide to Off-Grid Sales Success

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Nation Not Sure It Will Survive Week If Sleeveless Woman Sitting Alone In Congress Cafeteria Sinks Climate To Protect Indefensible $14b Tax Loophole She Definitely Doesn’t Understand

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Scandal: Matrix, LLC Leaks Demonstrate Reckless, Irresponsible Disregard for The Sunion’s Comprehensive, Anonymous, Highly Affordable Influence Platform

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“Wake Me Up When It’s Actually Passed,” Says Emotionally Hedging Solar Pro Who Has Been Refreshing Politico.com Every 4.3 Seconds Since Yesterday Afternoon

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Manchin Agrees To Support Bill Officially Declaring Him A Corrupt Shitbag As Long As He Can Name It “The Joe Manchin Is Awesome Vote Manchin 24’ Act”

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BREAKING: Aunt Jeannie’s Friend’s Niece Margo Is Thinking About Getting Solar On Her Roof, And Isn’t That Interesting Because You Also Do the Solar Panel Stuff?

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Chicago PD Raids Pattern Energy Offices, Seize Computers After Reports Of Illegally Shared WoodMac Curves

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