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23 Year-old Land Agent Hurriedly Flips Through Company-Issued Field Manual For Answer to “Son, Do You Know What Kind of Gun This Is?”

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IRS Issues PLR Permitting Inclusion of Value of “Friends We Made Along the Way” Towards Project Domestic Content

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Saudi Minister of Energy Pledges to Extrajudicially Detain, Dismember Global Warming

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Responding To Deluge of Inquiries, Midwest Solar Expo Organizers Issue Notice That Jello Salad Does, In Fact, Qualify As “Casserole” For Purposes of Potluck

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“Eh, They’ll Ge the Gist Of It”, Says Guy In Charge of Local Children’s Museum’s Solar Energy “Exhibit” Who Apparently Couldn’t Be Bothered To Track Down A Couple of Dusty Old Modules

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“What, I’m The Asshole Just Cause I Thought ‘PO’ Stood for ‘Put Option?’”…State’s Poorly Prepped Trina Sales Guy During Deposition

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Breaking: Auxin Stooge Still A Nincompoop

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“Oh. Now I Get It.” Says Erthos Exec

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“Well Fuck Me, That Was A Let Down”, Say 10,000 Professionals Who Timed LinkedIn Promotion Announcement Simultaneously

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Midwest Solar Expo Organizers Ask Attendees To Bring A Casserole To Potluck Lunch

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“Fuck Everything, Just Photoshop Some Panels To the Turbine Blades” Says CEO of Company Specializing In Stock CGI Solar+Wind+Storage Crammed-together-impractically Greenwashing Images For Big Oil

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“Are We Still Funding Tomorrow?” Asks Man Representing Last Step In Nearly Completed Flow of Funds Who Has 13 Emails Requesting Fed Ref # In His Neglected Inbox

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Fundraising Tech VC Scrolling Through LP Rejection Emails Asks Legit Sustainability Investor If Electric Powered Tricycles Count As “Climate tech”

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Sector Braces For Inevitable Inclusion Of Nauseating “Climatetech” CEO In 3rd Season of White Lotus Who’s Surely Invented Some “New” Nonsensical Solar Technology, Likely Involving Mirrors

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Midwest Solar Expo Head Of Customer Experience Loading 10 CD Disc Changer For Exposition Floor Wonders If 3 Foreigner Albums Is Too Many

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BP Announces Closure of Alabama Refinery Plant; Also…Non-sequitor…Lightsource BP Announces Project In Energy Community