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INDUSTRY BUZZ: “Unprecedented” Levels of Concern As Abrupt Phaseout Leaves Renewables Developers Searching For Ways To Safe Harbor Outlook Classic
Man Who Hasn’t Left Midtown In A Year Jacked-Up About His Novel Idea To “Buy Low & Take Advantage of Desperate Developers” On Whom His Success Would Thereafter Depend Upon Entirely
Once Charming Office Pool About Which Shop Goes Under Next Casually Mistaken for Accounts Receivable Aging Report On Printer Tray
Accountants Attempt To Introduce Some Levity Into Pine Gate Chapter 11 Process By Submitting Financials In Comic Sans
BREAKING: Sunion Staff Finds Two Boxes of Sunion Mugs In Garage, Will Now Fulfill Orders from 2023; Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter!
Carlyle Bro Working On Pine Gate DIP Refocuses With A Couple Rails And A YouTube Clip of A Vulture Picking At An Antelope Carcass
Project Buyer Unclear Why Seller’s Attorney Just Air-quoted “Seller’s Reps”
Calpine Executive Devested To Discover “Sexy Combined Cycle Gas Turbine” Halloween Costume Also Won’t Arrive Until 2031
Junior Originator Sweetens BitCoin PPA Proposal With 10-Yr Supply of Rare Chinese Peptides
Local Man Momentarily Mistakes List of Venture Capital Firms Scrolling Across Bottom Of Exowatt Website For Actual Customers
PR Woman Asked To Scrape Words “Renewable”, “Solar”, “Wind” From OpenAI’s Open Letter Before Publishing Collapses In Heap Of Exhaustion
Just As The Founding Fathers Dreamed It: Former DOE Secretary Parlays Animal Husbandry Degree Into Multi-Billion Dollar Power Grift
Junior Developer Starting To Wonder Why She Enters To The Sounds of An Overworked Paper Shredder Every Morning
Company Experiencing Distinct Shortage Of Moments Where A Gen Z’er Says “Let’s Fucking Go…” In That Way The Kids Say It When They’re Excited
Chris Wright: “Whale Oil Is the Answer To the Nations Energy Shortfall”
Survey Finds 36% of Power Sector Employees Spend Most Of Day Trying To Get A Short Sale on FRMI To Go Through
Small Modular Reactor Neither Small, Nor Modular
Sub-developer With “Commercial Operation Achieved” Milestone Payment in MIPA With Pinegate Pretty Sure That’s Solid
Solar Industry Striving To Support AI Sector Reaching Point Where AI Turned On Itself So AI -> Trains Better AI -> Trains AGI -> Creates Super-intelligence… Because Nothing Matters Anymore
"But We Really WANT This Data Center And This Power Cost Is High!" Whines AI Guy Like A 7-Year-Old, Before Being Laughed Out of Room While Threatening To Buy A Gas Turbine for 27’ Delivery
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