2025 Conferences Post Agendas (Full Details)

NEW YORK, NY - The hosts of all the major power conferences in the country have agreed to a shared, common agenda for this year’s conferences, released yesterday and shown below:

DAY 1

  • 9:00 - 9:30: Opening remarks

  • 9:30 - 10:30: Panel Discussion: Data Center Development

  • 10:30 - 11:15: Impacts of Load Growth On US Power Markets (Talk About AI For a While)

  • 11:15 - 12:00: Hyperscalers’ Power Needs and Priorities

  • 12:00 - 1:00: Lunch; Networking With Data Center People

  • 1:00 - 1:45: How Many 9’s You Got?

  • 1:45 - 2:30: “Personal Use Networks” for Data Centers

  • 2:30 - 2:45: Networking With Data Center People

  • 2:45 - 3:30: How To Use Data Center Demand and Bribes To Jump The Queue

  • 3:30 - 4:15: Magic Tricks In Metal Boxes - A.k.a “Sure, But Did You Know Sam Altman Put Money Into It?”

  • 4:15 - 5:00: The Ethics of Abandoning All Principles And Concern For the Future Because of FOMO and Greed

DAY 2

  • 9:00 - 9:30: Helping Utilities Justify Building New Natural Gas Plants

  • 9:30 - 10:30: GPUs, CPUs, “Compute”, And Other Jargon

  • 10:30 - 11:15: Pairing Micro-Nuclear With Solar and Wind for 2026 PIS Data Center Microgrids

  • 11:15 - 12:00: How To Talk To Your Kids About Why You Sold Them Out For Your Own Career Advancement

  • 12:00 - 1:00: Lunch; Networking With Data Center People

  • 1:00 - 1:45: Developing Solar vs. Developing Data Centers? Is There Really ANY Difference In Skill Set?

  • 1:45 - 2:30: Why Data Center SPVs With No Balance Sheet Or Deposit Requirements Are Perfect PPA Offtakers

  • 2:30 - 2:45: Networking With Data Center People

  • 2:45 - 3:30: Delaying Coal Retirements: We’re All Good With This, Right?

  • 3:30 - 4:15: Best Strategies For Hiding Peakers Behind Solar Panels

  • 4:15 - 5:00: Everyone Validates Each Other With Nods and Groupthink While Brainstorming Arguments For Why This Could Not Possibly Look Dumb and Frantic 10 Years From Now

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