“Who The Fuck Are All These People?” And Other SPI Ruminations…

Some people say it’s a hypocritical double standard to whine about how absurdly clogged up our interconnection queues have become a mere week after submitting multiple gigawatts to a queue yourself. But those people aren’t at SPI.

I don’t know this for certain, but I think 100% of people still doing sale-leasebacks stay at the Clarion.

Saw a guy in a branded, custom polo shirt spitting some game to woman pretty far out of his league at the Westin bar last night. I’d like to think he normally wouldn’t have found the courage, but then he looked down and saw his company’s italicized motto - “Ohio’s #1 Carport Designer” - and rode that wave of confidence to glory.

Pro tip: If you’re sneaking into all the law firm cocktail receptions for the free drinks and avoidance of the Marriott bar scene…go easy on the shellfish that’s been sitting out for an hour and a half.

People love it when you talk about what SPI used to be like before they were in the industry.

Still a lotta dudes, hah?

The CVS selling booze now is somehow far more relevant than I imagined it would be.

If you have a “company” and need money, you’re out of luck, loser. But a “platform”? Just send wire instructions.

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