Infocast: Monday Meeting Script

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  1. Compare notes on how well you executed your “you here for the run on the bank?” jokes on Saturday

  2. Mansplain “sweep accounts” and IntraFi to someone in the meeting

  3. Claim you saw this all coming and lie about being short SVB

  4. [Small talk about silver lining of fed now needing to chill on interest rates]

  5. Talk actual business for about 7 minutes that you actually no longer have

  6. Be late for your next meeting

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