Panel Sales Guy Cajoling You To Finish Paperwork for 0.47/w Modules Oddly Firing Off Non-sequitur Comments About How It’s a Slow News Day

“Yeah it’s just so weird how there’s really no news today, right? I mean after all that’s happening in the world, the newspapers and news sites have absolutely nothing of interest for a guy like me or, say, you….this morning. Well I guess we can all just spend our time diving straight into work after we finish up this purchase order!………Yup just sign here…and right here.”