US Attorney’s Office Printer Now the Primary Bottleneck in FirstEnergy Indictments

“It’s like 40 ppm black and white; that should have been plenty” described unnamed sources within the IT helpdesk for the US Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Ohio; “we do like two or three criminal ones a day and I figured OK maybe public corruption does another, like, two a month,” he mentioned, yanking warm pieces of paper from the sheet feeder under the impatient gaze of a queue of U.S. Marshals. “I thought we were done with this I didn’t know we’d be having to basically MailMerge the entire Ohio House Member’s Directory.”