Multiple Authors 11/4/22 Multiple Authors 11/4/22

BREAKING: Your Dooshy Parasitic I-Banker Buddy Who Never Expressed Any Interest In What You Do Now Wants To “Pick Your Brain” About A Career Transition Into “ESG”

Multiple Authors 11/4/22 Multiple Authors 11/4/22

FSLR Internal Memo Leak: Highly Anticipated Bifacial Module Just Two Modules Glued Together

Multiple Authors 11/3/22 Multiple Authors 11/3/22

5 Year Long LBNL Study Concludes Albedo Light Easily The Most Emo Of All The Lights

Multiple Authors 11/1/22 Multiple Authors 11/1/22

Power Contract Negotiation Position Requires Electrical M. Eng. in Case Electrons Need to Be Inspected and Shelved

Multiple Authors 10/28/22 Multiple Authors 10/28/22

“Oh Thank God, We’re Saved” - World Breathes Sigh Of Relief With Announcement of “Net Zero Oil”

Colin Murchie 10/27/22 Colin Murchie 10/27/22

Visionary’s “Electric Vehicles, Except You Lease Them, LLC” Rocks Industry; Rumors of Merger with Breathtakingly Innovative “Rent a Parking Lot But Also There Are Plugs There, Inc.”

Multiple Authors 10/25/22 Multiple Authors 10/25/22

New Commercial Roof Wind Tech Showing Potential; Just Need To Air-Lift House to Paradise Falls First

Multiple Authors 10/24/22 Multiple Authors 10/24/22

Shocking: Business That Developed Pre-IRA Competitive Advantage Doesn’t Expect IRA Provision To Really Change Things Much

Dave Riester 10/21/22 Dave Riester 10/21/22

EEI National Accounts Presenter Lands Unprecedented Triple Straight Face With Declaration They “Look Forward To” “Partnering” With Utilities to “Accelerate” Deployment

Multiple Authors 10/20/22 Multiple Authors 10/20/22

DEALS! DEALS! DEALS! SOLAR DEVELOPER FOR SALE! PIPELINE! TERAWATTS! FOR TODAY ONLY, BUY A FLY-BY-NIGHT CHOP SHOP AT THEIR “FIRM PRICE” AND GET A FREE HOT DOG!

Multiple Authors 10/20/22 Multiple Authors 10/20/22

Disaster: Forbes Reports Only Eight Willing Customers for Every Electric Vehicle to be Manufactured in the Next Five Years

Multiple Authors 10/20/22 Multiple Authors 10/20/22

Treasury Team Reviewing IRA Stakeholder Comments Uncomfortable With Number of Submissions Delivered Ransom-note Style

Multiple Authors 10/19/22 Multiple Authors 10/19/22

Highly Touted “Platform Acquisition” Neither a Platform, nor an Acquisition

Multiple Authors 10/18/22 Multiple Authors 10/18/22

Oh, Crap…the CEO Just Said “We Need To Invest In Our Brand”

Colin Murchie 10/17/22 Colin Murchie 10/17/22

Frothing, Repeatedly Tased Analyst Still Insists the Project Is Fine And You Just Need to Look at Column AF

Multiple Authors 10/17/22 Multiple Authors 10/17/22

Area Woman Successfully Repackages Self-Hatred As Opposition To Local Solar Project

Multiple Authors 10/13/22 Multiple Authors 10/13/22

Man Cutting Ribbon With Tiny School Scissors Probably Poorly Endowed

Multiple Authors 10/13/22 Multiple Authors 10/13/22

New Advanced Energy Executive Association to Advocate for Professional Interests of the 6,000 - strong Renewable Energy Trade Association Executive Directors’ Industry

Multiple Authors 10/12/22 Multiple Authors 10/12/22

Industry Anxiety For “Project Of The Year” Season Begins To Mount, As If 350KW CVS Roof Install In Peshtigo NOT Going To Run The Table

Multiple Authors 10/11/22 Multiple Authors 10/11/22

IPP With “We Don’t Do Merchant” Policy Hires Mckinsey To Decipher Why They Are Struggling To Get Traction In Storage Sector