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Amateurish Debt-Sculpting Excel Macro Touted As “Machine Learning” Singlehandedly Raises “Platform” Acquisition Price By $37m

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Pivot and Cypress Creek Site Originators Furiously DM’ing One Anothers’ Onlyfarmers Accounts

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The Sunion Once Again Reminds Media Of World Not To Use Infamously Failed Project/Technology From 2009 To Depict Clean Energy Future

Multiple Authors 10/5/22 Multiple Authors 10/5/22

VP of Development’s Gaze Lingers Nervously On Bosses Face After Once Again Using Term “Letter Of Credit” Horribly Wrong; All Clear - Boss Faking It Too

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Intersect PF Director Placed On 15-day DL After Pulling Hamstring While Attempting To Explain Photovoltaic Effect To Son

Multiple Authors 10/4/22 Multiple Authors 10/4/22

Developer Thrust Into M&A Role By Moneybag Overlords Successfully Faking Competence By Saying “MIPA”, “JV”, and “Cover Your LCs” Repeatedly and With No Regard For Topic/Context

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Q4 Reminder from The Analyst Shelter: Analysts Are Living Things and A Responsibility That Lasts Beyond Q4

Multiple Authors 9/30/22 Multiple Authors 9/30/22

“Sure, Maybe It’s Gotten A Little Frothy” Says Investor As He Foie Gras’ Developer With $1000 Bills After Tying Him To Radiator

Multiple Authors 9/30/22 Multiple Authors 9/30/22

Concerned Uyghur Internment Camp Workers Create GoFundMe after VICE Article Detailing US Solar Staffing Agencies’ Working Conditions

Multiple Authors 9/29/22 Multiple Authors 9/29/22

Fuck: Rich Guy Next Door Apparently Now A Solar Expert After 2 kW Home System Installed

Multiple Authors 9/28/22 Multiple Authors 9/28/22

“That’s Why We Make The Big Bucks” Says PR Mastermind Who Suggested Company Buried In Lawsuits That Everyone Hates Working For Rename Themselves After Some Latin Root-word Salad

Multiple Authors 9/27/22 Multiple Authors 9/27/22

Desert Tortoise Walking To Spot She Takes Morning Dump 100% Oblivious To Fact She Just Killed $350M Solar Project

Multiple Authors 9/20/22 Multiple Authors 9/20/22

“Who The Fuck Are All These People?” And Other SPI Ruminations…

Multiple Authors 9/20/22 Multiple Authors 9/20/22

Sunion-Themed RE Plus Panel To be Remembered as Beginning of End of Publication’s Relevance

Multiple Authors 9/20/22 Multiple Authors 9/20/22

Study Finds Nothing More Pathetic Than Trying To Sneak Into Conf Panel About Your Own Content Because You Only Sprung For “Exhibit Only” Pass

Multiple Authors 9/19/22 Multiple Authors 9/19/22

5 Tips For Breaking Heart Of Guy Pitching You “Online Tax Credit Marketplace” Like He’s The First One With This Idea

Tell him how impressed you are with his ability to read a two page bill summary written by someone who actually does real work

Multiple Authors 9/19/22 Multiple Authors 9/19/22

Same Developers That Jammed Up MISO Queue Last Week Now Backing Up Anaheim Hilton Bar Trying To Order Jack N’ Cokes

Multiple Authors 9/16/22 Multiple Authors 9/16/22

Lender Successfully Forces Borrower To Pay For “Data Room Consultant”, At Long Last Achieving Goal Of Doing Absolutely Zero Work On Actual Transactions

Multiple Authors 9/15/22 Multiple Authors 9/15/22

Nation Compulsively Refreshing LinkedIn Hoping For One More Shitty, Grainy Photo of a Sunburned, “Humbled” White Dude On White House Lawn

Multiple Authors 9/15/22 Multiple Authors 9/15/22

Friends Report Social Media Suggests Your Ex-Project Is Going Operational With A Hot IPP; “It Seems Happy”